Brooke Tessmacher vs Tara

Tara and Brooke half-heartedly give each other armbars while going "OWWW!" in less than genuine fashion. Madison asks them ifthey think they're funny, and says the unemployment line will also be funny. Brooke and Tara go to a series of pinfall reversals where they just roll around and take turns on top for their own amusement. Madison yells at them again and threatens to fire them, so they tie up and Tara takes Brooke to the corner and Madison yanks on Tara's hair so she'll think Brooke did it. They argue and now Brooke takes Tara to the corner and Madison smacks her in the head and yells at Tara like she did it. Tara goes to a wristlock, Brooke cartwheels out to a wristlock of her own, Tara cartwheels to a wristlock on Brooke, and Brooke shoves her off to a stalemate. Brooke with a snapmare and a kick to the back as Madison gets in Tara's face and goes "Wow, that hurt, didn't it?" Tara takes Brooke over with a side headlock, Brooke regains her feet and Tara takes her back down, Brooke gets up again and Tara yanks her down by the head. Brooke has finally had enough and spears Tara and they catfight in the corner while Madison casualls leans in the corner. Brooke ducks a clothesline and hits one of her own, Tara with a clothesline, then picks her up for the Widow's Peak, but Brooke slips out and takes Tara out with a dropkick and comes off the second rope with a crossbody that gets an extremely long 2 given Madison's slow counting. They wipe each other out with a double bulldog and Madison preens and fixes her hair while counting the both of them. Tara and Brooke get back up and get in each other's face as Madison yells at both of them to hit somebody, so they both turn around and lay Madison out. A shocked Madison rolls out of the ring as Tara and Brooke raise their hands to the crowd and their music plays. Okay, we'll call this...
No Contest